SEARCH
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Prev | Current Page 150 | Next

Birmingham, George A., 1865-1950

"The Simpkins Plot"

Take the average party, for
instance--tea party, tennis party, garden party, or dinner party. How
many men go to parties because they want to? Not one in a hundred.
The other ninety-nine go simply because there's no available reason for
not going. It's just the same with marrying. Unless you give Miss
King some good reason for refusing you, she'll marry you as soon as
ever you ask her. And if I were you I'd ask her to-morrow. We'll land
on an island for luncheon. The Major and I will slip off by ourselves
and give you your opportunity."
"I'm not sure--"
"Come now, Simpkins, have you anything against the girl? Has anybody
been circulating stories about her of any sort? I know this is a
gossipy sort of place, and--"
"Oh no; it's simply that I don't know her."
"If that's all," said Meldon, "a day in the _Spindrift_ will set it
right. You'll be surprised how intimate you become with a person when
you're sitting for hours crammed up against him or her in the cockpit
of a five-ton yacht. By the time you've disentangled her twice from
the mainsheet, with the Major swearing all the time, and been obliged
to haul her up to windward whenever the boat goes about and she gets
left with her head down on the lee side, you get to feel as if you'd
known her intimately for years.


Pages:
138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162