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Tyler, Royall, 1757-1826

"The Contrast"


Why, I vow, now I come to think on't, the candles
seemed to burn blue, and I am sure where I sat it
smelt tarnally of brimstone.

JESSAMY
Well, Mr. Jonathan, from your account, which I
confess is very accurate, you must have been at the
play-house.

JONATHAN
Why, I vow, I began to smell a rat. When I
came away, I went to the man for my money
again; you want your money? says he; yes, says
I; for what? says he; why, says I, no man shall
jocky me out of my money; I paid my money to see
sights, and the dogs a bit of a sight have I seen, unless
you call listening to people's private business a sight.
Why, says he, it is the School for Scandalization.--
The School for Scandalization!--Oh! ho! no wonder
you New-York folks are so cute at it, when you go to
school to learn it; and so I jogged off.

JESSAMY
My dear Jenny, my master's business drags me from
you; would to heaven I knew no other servitude than
to your charms.

JONATHAN
Well, but don't go; you won't leave me so--
JESSAMY
Excuse me.--Remember the cash. [Aside to him,
and--Exit.]
JENNY
Mr. Jonathan, won't you please to sit down? Mr.
Jessamy tells me you wanted to have some conversa-
tion with me. [Having brought forward two chairs,
they sit.]

JONATHAN
Ma'am!--

JENNY
Sir!--

JONATHAN
Ma'am!--

JENNY
Pray, how do you like the city, Sir?

JONATHAN
Ma'am!--

JENNY
I say, Sir, how do you like New-York?

JONATHAN
Ma'am!--

JENNY
The stupid creature! but I must pass some little time
with him, if it is only to endeavour to learn whether it
was his master that made such an abrupt entrance into
our house, and my young mistress's heart, this morn-
ing.


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